fernand0adnan:

sapphling:

stop “warning” me about her “concerning behavior” that’s my emotional support woman who wants to grievously injure me for fun

smoqueen:

weirdolesbo:

kamala and joe biden

manywinged:

manywinged:

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

ALT

ALT

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Crumb Lover

datadegroove:

don’t forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today

radiofreederry:

True crime podcast but you realize as you’re listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo

MY FRIEND’S SECOND EXHIBITION ON THE 30TH, THUNDERCAT ON THE 5TH, ZACK FOX ON THE 21ST, ACADEMY AWARD MUSEUM SOMETIME BETWEEN THAT THIS FALL HAS BEEN MY BIIIIIITCH!!!!!

shirtsthatgohard:

uss-disaster:

hogwartzlou:

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

solahifuefos:

baradragon:

zoidbrg:

why so yurious

dude-ew-gross:

slut-jpeg:

snoopy image of the day

movedtofailhag2:

i’m not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs